emergency slang & expressions 212
the SLANGMAN GUIDE TO street speak 3
“No funny business!” interj. “Don’t try anything suspicious!”
example: Step away from there right now and no funny busi
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ness. You’re the rob ber we’ve been look ing for!
translation: Step away from there right now and don’t try any
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thing sus pi cious. You’re the rob ber we’ve been look
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ing for!
“real speak”: Step away fr’m there right now ’n no funny bizness.
Y’r the robber we’ve been looking for!
NOW YOU DO IT. complete the phrase aloud:
I want you to... and no funny business!
“Spread ’em!” exp. “Separate your legs widely!” (in order to submit to a body search by a police
officer).
example: Get out of the car, put your hands on your head, and
spread them!
translation: Get out of the car, put your hands on your head, and
separate your legs widely!
“real speak”: Ged oudda the car, put ’cher hanz on yer head ’n spread
’em!
Note: In this ex pres sion, ’em is a re duc tion of “them,” rep re sent
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ing “legs.” The re duc tion of “them” to ’em is so com mon in
this com mand that you’ll prob a bly never hear it in its
unreduced form!
NOW YOU DO IT. complete the phrase aloud:
Put your hands on your head and spread ’em!
Now I’m going to check to make sure you don’t
have any concealed... on you.
stick-up n. robbery.
example: That man is pointing a gun at that bank customer! It’s a
stick-up!
translation: That man is pointing a gun at that bank customer! It’s a
robbery!
real speak”: That man’s pointing a gun ’it that bank custamer! It’s a
stick-up!
NOW YOU DO IT. complete the phrase aloud:
During the stick-up, the robbers took...
“Watch out!” interj. “Be careful! There’s potential danger about to happen!”
example: Watch out! You’re about to step into a hole! That was
close. You could have broken your neck!
translation: Be careful! There’s potential danger about to
happen! You’re about to step into a hole! That was close.
You could have broken your neck!
“real speak”: Watch out! Y’r about ta step into a hole! That w’z close.
Ya could’a broken yer neck!
NOW YOU DO IT. complete the phrase aloud:
Watch out! There’s a... coming this way!