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the SLANGMAN GUIDE TO street speak 3
waiter n. one whose occupation is to serve
customers food in a restaurant.
non-pc version: waiter m. • waitress f.
example: Could you ask the waiter to
bring us some more water?
translation:
Could you ask the food-server
to bring us some more water?
“real speak”: Could’ja ask the wader da bring
us s’m more wader?
Synonym: server n.
weather reporter n. the person on the news
who reports the weather conditions for the
day and the near future.
non-pc version: weatherman n.
Note: No feminine version existed
because this profession was
closed to women.
example: The weather reporter says it’s
going to rain tomorrow and I just
washed my car!
translation: The person who reports the
weather conditions on the
news says it’s going to rain
tomorrow and I just washed my
car!
“real speak”: The weather reporder says it’s
gonna rain tamorrow ’n I jus’
washed my car!
Synonym: meteorologist n.
worker n. one who is hired to do physical labor.
non-pc version: workman m.
Note: No feminine version existed
because at one point in
history, women were not
allowed to work outside the
home.
example: We need to hire some workers
to build us a new roof. It leaks in
here every time it rains!
translation: We need to hire some people
who do physical labor to
build us a new roof. It leaks in
here every time it rains!
“real speak”: We need da hire s’m workers
ta build us a new roof. It leaks in
here ev’ry time it rains!
yachter n. one who owns a yacht.
non-pc version: yachtsman m.
Note: No feminine version existed
because yachting was
considered a man’s
pastime.
example: Jim is a millionaire and owns
several boats. He has been a
yachter for thirty years.
translation: Jim is a millionaire and owns
several boats. He has been a
yacht-owner for thirty years.
“real speak”: Jim’s a millionaire ’n owns sev’ral
boats. He’s been a yachter fer
thirdy years.
Synonym 1: sailor n.
Synonym 2: yacht owner n.