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V. Render the following in the form of a dialogue.
Ваш знакомый приезжает на несколько дней в Тулу. Он никогда раньше не
был в вашем городе, и просит вас посоветовать ему, с чего начать осмотр
города. Вы охотно соглашаетесь. В Туле много мест, которые стоит
посмотреть. Для начала вы предлагаете побывать в тульском Кремле, в музее
оружия, в Тульском государственном университете. Ваш знакомый просит
объяснить ему, как добраться до центра.
J U S T F O R F U N
Read the jokes and retell them to your friends.
The bus was crowded. A passenger sitting next to the window suddenly closed
his eyes and turned his head aside. The man next to him asked, “Are you feeling ill?
Can I do anything for you?” – “I am quite well”, answered the man. “Only I hate to
see old ladies standing”.
* * *
The traffic was very heavy in the street. Suddenly a man ran to the policeman
who was standing in the middle of the street.
Man. What is the shortest way to the hospital?
Policeman. If you just stand where you are standing now, you’ll get there
immediately. This is the shortest way there.
* * *
Little John, in a crowded bus, is sitting on his father’s lap. An elderly lady enters
the bus, and Johnny at once jumps down, politely takes off his hat, and says: “May I
offer you my seat?”
* * *
A traveller, on arriving at a railroad station, asked a local man: “Well, my friend,
as this is my first visit to your town, could you tell me how many hotels you have
here?
Local man. We have two.
Traveller. Now, which of the two would you recommend?
Local man. Well, frankly speaking, it’s like this, sir: whichever one you go to,
you’ll be sorry you didn’t go to the other.
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