UNIT 2
if you wanted a nap on the move.
The Beast was a Winnebago,
the best known of the many
brands of the camper vans — also
known as R.V.s or recreational
vehicles — in which Americans
like to hurtle along their high-
ways. They are not for people
who want your basic, primitive,
outdoor life. (4)_ _.
So ours was fitted with electri-
city, gas and water and, when
stationary, could be linked up to
mains sewage. There was air
conditioning, full interior lighting
(plus bedside lamps) and a stereo
tape deck.
By mid-afternoon we were on
the open highway, storming west
along Inter-state freeway O-70.
Here we learnt two valuable les-
sons. First, you have an in-built
tendency to steer to the right.
There are two ways of realising
you've gone wrong: either you
look into the left-hand mirror,
where you can see your wheels
next to the lane markings, or you
wait till your right tyres start
bumping over the dead animals
on the hard shoulder. The
second lesson was better: they are
more scared of you than you are
of them. A Winnebago steaming
along at 60 m.p.h. is an awesome
sight. (5)_ __.
Instead they treat you with the
respect you always crave and
rarely get.
i (6)______________________
The Beast had a tank holding 60
U.S. gallons, which seemed
to need topping up most days.
Luckily it ran on the cheapest
leaded petrol, which you can
generally find for less than a dol-
lar a gallon. That was just under
one penny per person per mile —
some consolation at the end of 20
minutes as the pump meter
ground up towards 50 dollars.
' Campsites vary almost as much
as hotels do. (A word about
terms: to most Americans,
'camping' means huge vans like
ours. What boy scouts do is'tent-
ing'.) A seedy sort of ramshackle
site with few amenities and dis-
tractions can cost as little as 12
dollars a night, though there's
usually an extra charge for
additional people. (7)
- - . Travelling with
kids, we found it best to pay the
extra few dollars for their amuse-
ment, though cooking the even-
ing meal was often interrupted by
requests for quarters to put in the
videogames. I thought they were
great, too.
8 (8). If
you have 'full hook-up' as we
usually did, you drive into your
site, then attach the electric cable
to the nearby power outlet, plug
the hose into the mains tap, and
push the flexible drainpipe thing
into the sewage outlet. The last is
only a minor convenience, since
all sites have a place where you
can drive to dump your waste.
You can get running water from
the tank on board, provided
you've remembered to fill it.
Electricity is the most useful
hook-up, since it lets you have the
van blazing with light while you
cook with the oven and listen to
the stereo in air-conditioned
comfort.
9 Almost all the sites we visited
were wonderfully quiet, and free
from the curious American fear
that, if you can't hear record-
ed music you must be dead.
(9) . . . If you
are travelling at a busier time,
it's worth booking ahead. Nearly
all sites will take your credit card
number. (Visa and MasterCard,
i.e. Access are the most use-
ful.) ...
10 It was an unforgettable trip, as
much a voyage as a vacation. But
was the Winnebago the best way
to make it? Without an R.V., a
party of eight would need to rent
a very big station wagon, or two
smaller cars. Even with a deal
which includes air fares, that can
work out at hundreds of dollars a
week. On top of that you'll need
accommodation.
u The rock-bottom cheapest
hotel rooms (you generally pay by
the room, not the person) cost
about 20 dollars. Fifty dollars
will buy you a big comfy room in a
motel with a pool. Meals are also
dearer than cooking for yourself.
u On the other hand, with a van,
campsites are between 12 and 24
dollars a night and petrol costs
more. There are also unavoid-
able charges above the basic ren-
tal: add 12 dollars a day per R.V.
for 'Vacation Interruption Pro-
tection', which pays for your
hotels and food if the van breaks
down. (10) .
You have precious little privacy.
That matters less with family, but
it might be worrying with
friends. The greatest advantage
was a satisfying sense of free-
dom. Of our many British
friends in the U.S. who've also
tried R.V.s, all would willingly do
it again. We certainly would, and
to prove it my wife and I took the
baby off to California this autumn
in a mini Beast. But that's
another tale.
Simon Hoggart The Observer Colour
Supplement
a The campsite which has
everything, including free
outdoor movies, can run to
twice that.
b Ours was extremely
comfortable.
c It was 11 ft high and had an
overhang at the back longer
than some cars,
d Owners of Cadillacs and
Mercedes don't think, 'Ha,
I'll bet there's some terrified
Brit driving that thing.'
e A table with benches on
either side converted into a
double bed
f We found this a very
reasonable charge,
g There are other
disadvantages.
h Other drivers tend to keep
out of your way.
i Most sites also charge you
extra for hook-ups.
j At the back of this room was a
well-equipped kitchen.
k The theory is you can have all
the conveniences of home
wherever you are.
1 Down the right side was a
large table, with benches on
either side.
m But we were there in late
April and early May.
n They do use lots of fuel.
o It was white, with long
windows down each side.
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