WRITING ESSAYS
228 Part Two • Writing Different Kinds of Essays
Classifi cation in Everyday Life
In this essay, a student discusses the different types of roommates he
has had.
BAD ROOMMATES
Dylan Marcos
1 Over the past few years, I have learned a lot about bad roommates.
Although I doubt that I have encountered all types, I certainly know
more now than I did before. I’ll pass on to you some of what I’ve expe-
rienced, so you can try to avoid the following types of roommates — the
romeos, the slugs, and the criminals.
2 The romeos are usually great guys and lots of fun, when they hap-
pen to be single — but they’re usually not. They always seem to have
girlfriends, who basically become nonpaying roommates. The women
are mostly nice, but they change the apartment in big ways. First, we
have to watch how we act. We can’t walk around half-dressed in the
morning, for example. Also, we have to get used to sharing: The girl-
friends spend hours at a time in the bathroom, doing their hair and put-
ting on make-up. There are always more dishes in the sink when they’re
around, more food disappears, and even shampoo goes faster than nor-
mal. The romeos don’t seem to understand that having semipermanent
guests in the apartment really changes the way we live.
3 Another type, the slug, is even harder to live with than the romeo
because the slugs are slobs. They never wash the dishes or put away
food, they leave a trail of dirty clothes behind them, and they com-
pletely destroy the bathroom every time they use it. Slugs pretty much
live in front of the television, so you’ll probably never have a chance
to watch what you want. The slug is also sloppy about paying rent and
bills. Although he usually has the money, he has to be reminded — no,
hounded — before he will actually pay what he owes.
4 The worst type of roommate is the criminal, for obvious reasons.
I’ve had only one of these, but one was more than enough. He was a
nice guy for about two weeks — clean, not around too much, but good
to have a beer with when he was there. One day, though, I came home
PAUSE: What is
Dylan’s purpose in
writing the essay?
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