UNIT 7
2 Discuss the following questions in groups.
a What seems to have brought about the increase in
kidnapping?
b What kind of people are 'the citizens of
Manhattan'? (para. 5)
c 'So of course such a party is no good for snatching.'
(para. 9) Who? Why?
d Who is 'the finger guy'? (para. 10)
e What two things must 'the finger guy' know about
the person he fingers?
I What reasons are given for people 'settling their
bill' (paying the ransom) without making any fuss?
9 What percentage of the ransom do the kidnappers
get?
fi What, it seems, is the most important factor in
making a kidnapping safe?
3 One of the things which makes Runyon's writing
style so individual and amusing, is the way he puts
colourful slang expressions and quite formal English
in the same sentence.
Example:... one and all are satisfied and much fresh
scratch comes into circulation.
Find formal words and expressions in the text
which mean the following:
a forced f someone like that
b people g doesn't want to
C also h to want
d in every way i it wouldn't be right
e people are angry
4 Did anything in the extract make you smile?
What?
all there is to snatching is to round up the party who
is to be snatched and then just snatch him, putting
him away somewhere until his family or friends dig
up enough scratch to pay whatever price the
snatchers are asking. Very few citizens under-
stand that the snatching business must be well
organized and very systematic.
8 In the first place, if you are going to do any
snatching, you cannot snatch just anybody. You
must know who you are snatching, because nat-
urally it is no good snatching somebody who does
not have any scratch to settle with. And you can-
not tell by the way a party looks or how he lives in
this town if he has any scratch, because many a
party who is around in automobiles, and wearing
good clothes, and chucking quite a swell is nothing
but the phonus bolonus and does not have any real
scratch whatever.
9 So of course such a party is no good for snatch-
ing, and of course guys who are on the snatch can-
not go around inquiring into bank accounts, or
asking how much this and that party has in a safe-
deposit vault, because such questions are apt to
make citizens wonder why, and it is very dangerous
to get citizens to wondering why about anything.
So the only way guys who are on the snatch can find
out about parties worth snatching is to make a con-
nection with some guy who can put the finger on
the right party,
10 The finger guy must know the party he fingers
has plenty of ready scratch to begin with, and he
must also know that this party is such a party as is
not apt to make too much disturbance about being
snatched, such as telling the gendarmes. The party
may be a legitimate party, such as a business guy,
but he will have reasons why he does not wish it to
get out that he is snatched, and the finger must
know these reasons. Maybe the party is not lead-
ing the right sort of life, such as running around
with blondes when he has an ever-loving wife and
seven children in Mamaroneck, but does not care
to have his habits known, as is apt to happen if he is
snatched, especially if he is snatched when he is
with a blonde.
n And sometimes the party is such a party as does
not care to have matches run up and down the bot-
tom of his feet, which often happens to parties who
are snatched and who do not seem to wish to settle
their bill promptly, because many parties are very
ticklish on the bottom of the feet, especially if the
matches are lit. On the other hand maybe the
party is not a legitimate guy, such as a party who is
running a crap game or a swell speakeasy, or who
has some other dodge he does not care to have
come out, and who also does not care about having
his feet tickled.
12 Such a party is very good indeed for the snatch-
ing business, because he is pretty apt to settle with-
out any argument. And after a party settles one
snatching, it will be considered very unethical for
anybody else to snatch him again very soon, so he is
not likely to make any fuss about the matter. The
finger guy gets a commission of twenty-five per
cent of the settlement, and one and all are satisfied
and much fresh scratch comes into circulation,
which is very good for the merchants. And while
the party who is snatched may know who snatches
him, one thing he never knows is who puts the fin-
ger on him, this being considered a trade secret.
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