bar because
we
seek the nature
of
beer). Quomodo
ursum
salutat
taberniirius?
(How does a bartender greet a bear?),
to
which the
answer is, clearly,
Taberniirius
ursum
comissime salutat (A bartender
greets a bear
very
politely).
Latin distinguishes rather more fastidiously than English among
"whither" (where to?), "whence" (where from?), and just plain
"where," as in
Quo
t!unt
urs;
(Where are the bears going to?),
Unde
venit
cerevisia?
(Where does beer come from?), and
Ubi
sunt
matel/ae
(Where are the chamber pots?). Answers
to
such weighty
philosophical posers as these might be:
Ursi
in
tabernam
eunt (The
bears are going into a bar),
or
Ursi
ad
Romam eunt (The bears are
going
to
Rome);
Cerevisia
ex cupii venit (Beer comes
out
of
a cask)
or
Cerevisia
de
taberniirio
venit (Beer comes from a bartender); and
Matel/at!
in
Galliii
sunt (The chamber pots are in Gaul)
or
Matellae
sub
cupis sunt (The chamber pots are under the casks) . .
But, as the Modistae had
it,
Locus nul/us
nisi
in
tempore (There
is
no place except
in
time), or, there's no where without a when.
Quando
is
as good a start as
any-and
better than
most-when
you
want
to
ask ''when?'' Quando
in
tabernam
introit
ursus?
(When
does a bear go into a bar?)
Quando can also be used in answers, such
as
Ursus
in
tabemam introit quando
cerevisiam
desiderat
(A bear
goes into a bar when he wishes a beer).
Latin distinguishes among several "possible" times when: there
is
a temporal order to the universe and its contents, things have already
happened, things are happening, and things are yet to happen.
We
have already encountered the present (active indicative) tense, the
forms
of
the verb that are used in Latin to express what's going on
now. Since there
is
no time like the past,
we
will now consider the
perfect, imperfect, and pluperfect (active indicative) for good mea·
sure.
"Perfect" means fmished
or
complete, and "imperfect," un·
fmished or incomplete,
both
from the verb perficio, perficere to
finish,
to
accomplish. The perfect tense
is
so called because it's used
to express a completed action,
as
in
Ursus
in
tabemam introiit et
cerevisiam
imperiivit (A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer).
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