speakers
of
Latin really got down to business. First, there were the
neighbors
to
be brought into line. These included the Etruscans to
the northwest, the Ligurians (farther north and west), the Illyrians
to the east and northeast, the Oscans and Umbrians
to
the south,
the colonial Greeks (farther south), and the people
living on Sicily,
the
Siculi. The first
of
these to be battled
off
were the Etruscans,
a group
of
apparently non-Indo-European origin who held all but
linguistic sway over the Latini and many
of
their neighbors until
475
B.C., when the Romans, with a little help from their friends,
booted them out.
Mter
a substantial but temporary setback around
390
B.C
., when
an
invasion
of
Celts came over the Alps and put
Rome to the sack, the Romans began their conquests in earnest,
first
in
the north, then, more
or
less simultaneously, toward the
west (along the southern coast
of
France) and toward the south
(inside the Italic peninsula). By about 100
B.C.
(and for nearly two
hundred years thereafter), the Romans dominated
all
of
the land
touching the Mediterranean Sea, and then some.
Naturally, the Romans brought their language along wherever
they went, and anybody who wanted
to
get a proper
job
with the
civil service, or just stay healthy, learned
it,
at
least after a fashion.
Actually, the "their language" which the Romans
took
with them
on their travels to new and exotic places was really two closely
related but by no means identical Latins. First, there was the Latin
of
official business, literature, and speech-making, "high class"
Latin; and there was the Latin which everybody in fact spoke, a
decidedly more colloquial variety. This more colloquial variety
is
usually termed "Vulgar Latin,"
not
because
it
was especially suited
for telling dirty
jokes-all
languages
are-
but
because it was spoken
by the
vulgus, that is, the people. The histories
of
these two Latins
intertwine
but
are ultimately quite distinct.
What happened
to
Vulgar Latin is easily enough told: since this
was the Latin that the advancing legions
of
Romans actually spoke,
it was the Latin that got learned by the unlettered masses, which
in
those days was practically everybody. Even the people who could
read and write spoke Vulgar Latin, saving the fancier spread, now
generally known as Classical Latin,
exclUSively
for writing and
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