Ill. Two men
of
a famous university in Gaul seek the nature
of
man. One says
to
the other, "Man alone is a featherless biped."
The other doesn't answer then,
but
leaves the university. In
the night, he comes back
to
the university and throws a
plucked chicken over the wall.
ChapterV.
I. a. The universe isn't three-cornered, is it?
Minime.
b. How can you be in two places at once when you're not any-
where at all?
Bini
sum.
c.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gallus
trans
viam
iit
quia
cerevisiam
aesiderabat.
d. Does he sit
on
the right or
on
the left
of
the father?
Vel
ad
dexteram,
vel
ad
sinistram
patris
sedet.
e Where's a good place for beer?
Locus
idoneus
cerevisiae
est
in
ciipii.
II.
a.
Cerevisiam
imperabam
quando
ursus
in
tabernam
intro;;t.
b.
Utrum
"Mala
desidero" dixit
an
"Mala
desidero"?
c.
NOnne
pira
pama
(sunt)?
d.
Ubi
erant
nautae
nisi
in
ciipis?
e.
Unde
venimus
atque quo
imus?
III. A bear went
into
a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender ran
from the bar
to
his employer, saying, "Boss! Boss! There's a
bear in the bar and he wants a beer!" The owner answered the
bartender,
"Dummy,
do
we
sell beer
or
do we sell apples in
the bar? You can sell the bear a beer and, because bears are
stupid animals. you can then tell him 'The price
is
a
sester-
tium.
."
The bartender went back in the bar and gave the bear a
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