defeated them all, and she ended the turmoil triumphantly by arranging
the marriage of Charles to Anne of Brittany, who brought her great
duchy as dowry to the crown of France (1491). The Regent then
retired from the government, and lived her remaining thirty-one
years in peaceful oblivion.
The new queen was quite another Anne. Short, flat, thin, and lame,
with a stubby nose over a spacious mouth on a Gothically elongated
face, she had a mind of her own, as shrewd and parsimonious as any
Bretonne's should be. Though she dressed simply in black gown and
hood, she could, on occasions of state, gleam with jewelry and cloth
of gold; and it was she, rather than Charles, who favored artists
and poets, and commissioned Jean Bourdichon to paint Les heures
d'Anne de Bretagne. Never forgetting her beloved Brittany and its
ways, she hid her pride in modesty, sewed industriously, and struggled
to reform the morals of her husband and his court.
Charles, says the gossipy Brantome, "loved women more than his
slight constitution could endure." `060411 After his marriage he
restricted himself to one mistress. He could not complain of the
Queen's looks; he himself was a macrocephalic hunchback, his
features homely, his eyes big and colorless and myopic, his underlip
thick and drooping, his speech hesitant, his hands twitching
spasmodically. `060412 However, he was good-natured, kindly, sometimes
idealistic. He read chivalric romances, and conceived the notion of
reconquering Naples for France, and Jerusalem for Christendom. The
house of Anjou had held the Kingdom of Naples (1268-1435) until
evicted by Alfonso of Aragon; the claims of the Anjou dukes had been
bequeathed to Louis XI; they were now proclaimed by Charles. His
council thought him the last person in the world to lead an army in
a major war; but they hoped that diplomacy might ease his way, and
that a captured Naples would allow French commerce to dominate the
Mediterranean. To protect the royal flanks they ceded Artois and
Franche-Comte to Maximilian of Austria, and Cerdagne and Roussillon to
Ferdinand of Spain; they thought to get half of Italy for the
parings of France. Heavy taxes, pawned gems, and loans from Genoese
bankers and Lodovico, Regent of Milan, provided an army of 40,000 men,
one hundred siege guns, eighty-six ships of war.
Charles set out gaily (1494), perhaps not loath to leave two Annes