the SLANGMAN GUIDE TO street speak 3
Dating Slang (Phase 1: The Hunt for a Relationship) 22
“real speak”: Ya know that guy I wen’ out with
las’ night? He acted like the
bigges’ spaz ’it the resterant.
I w’z so embarrassed!
Note: This comes from the adjective
“spastic,” literally meaning
“someone affected by involuntary
muscular contractions.”
Synonym 1: all there (not to be) exp. not
to be functioning completely
rationally.
Synonym 2: lame-o n. idiot.
Synonym 3: lamebrain n. idiot.
Synonym 4: nitwit n. idiot.
Synonym 5: out of it (to be) exp. not to be
functioning completely rationally.
Synonym 6: playing with a full deck
(not to be) exp. not to be
functioning completely rationally.
Synonym 7: slow on the draw (to be a
little) exp. • (lit.): (from
Westerns) said of a cowboy who
is slow at reaching for his gun
during a duel.
Synonym 8: “The elevator doesn’t go up
to the top” exp. said of
someone stupid.
Synonym 9: “The lights are on but
nobody’s home” exp. said of
someone stupid.
Synonym 10: twit n. idiot.
Synonym 11: winner n. (used sarcastically).
Variation: a real winner (to
be) exp. to be a total loser in
every way.
Note: The term winner meaning
“one who is very successful,” is
commonly used to mean the
opposite when used sarcastically.
Being sarcastic is very American!!
This is why it’s so important to
listen not only to what Americans
say, but how they say it,
especially since sarcasm is so
commonly used. For example,
upon seeing a woman walk into
the room wearing an ugly dress,
it would be common to hear
someone whisper sarcastically,
“Nice dress!” meaning “What a
horrible dress!”
stand someone up (to) exp. to fail to keep
an appointment or date with someone.
example: If Tim stands me up tonight, I’ll
never agree to go out with him
again.
translation: If Tim doesn’t show up for
our date tonight, I’ll never
agree to go out with him again.
“real speak”: If Tim stanz me up tanight, a’ll
never agree da go out w’th ’im
again.
Variation: be/get stood up (to) exp. to be
left waiting (for a date or
appointment) for someone who
never arrives as planned.
sweep someone off his/her feet (to) exp.
said of a man who charms a woman.
example: Bill came into my life and swept
me off my feet. We’re going to
be married next month!
translation: Bill came into my life and
completely charmed me.
We’re going to be married next
month!
“real speak”: Bill came inta my life ’n swep’
me off my feet. W’r gonna be
married nex’ month!
swoon (to) v. to faint due to overwhelming joy.
example: I’ll never forget the day I saw
Harrison Ford on Fifth Avenue in
New York. I swooned!
translation: I’ll never forget the day I saw
Harrison Ford on Fifth Avenue in
New York. I fainted due to
overwhelming joy!
“real speak”: A’ll never ferget the day I saw
Harrison Ford on Fifth Avenue ’n
New York. I swooned!
troll n. a re ally ugly per son • (lit.): a su per -
nat u ral crea ture (ei ther a dwarf or a gi ant)
that is said to live in caves or in the moun tains.
example: Nancy is a model but she’s dating
Melvin who’s a troll!
translation: Nancy is a model but she’s dating
Melvin who’s a really ugly
person!
“real speak”: Nancy is a model b’t she’s dading
Melvin who’s a troll!