Births, marriages and deaths
The statistics deal only with men aged twenty-five to forty-four. Twenty-five is very
young, but death can come earlier. The infant mortality rate in some countries is as
high as one in three. Despite the advances in medical science, many babies are
stillborn, and the number of inexplicable cot deaths continues to give cause for
alarm.
For many people, all these figures are somewhat overshadowed by the fact that
millions
are
dying
of
hunger,
starving
to
death.
Some
are
dying
of
thirst,
many
more of malnutrition. Is there a bloodbath waiting round the corner, do you think?
A holocaust waiting for the spark?
A lot of things have to be done after death. An inquest may have to be held to
determine how we died. This might involve a post-mortem or autopsy. Then, most
of the arangements are made by a firm of funeral directors - or undertakers.
Much depends on whether we have chosen to be buried or cremated. For burial,
we will be concerned with a coffin, in which to place the body, a hearse, in which to
transport
it, a
grave,
in
which
the
coffin
will
finally be
placed,
and a
cemetery
(or
graveyard), in which the grave will be dug. For cremation, more simply, an urn to
hold our ashes, and a crematorium to hold the service. In either case, one might
expect wreaths to be brought to the funeral service and an epitaph to be
engraved on our headstone. Then it will be time for the will to be read; death
duties may have to be paid; our heir will inherit our estate; our widow or
widower will no doubt be in mourning for a long time to come.
We are unlikely to have a tomb. Napoleon has a tomb in Paris, but that honour is
reserved for people like him. Nor will our corpses be laid to rest in a mausoleum. It
is extremely unlikely that someone will compose a requiem in our honour or build
a
statue
to our
memory,
and
almost certain
that
we
shall
not lie in
state
for
even
a day. An obituary in The Times would be asking a lot. No, I think the most we can
hope for is that someone might recognize our talents posthumously and dedicate
something to us then. RIP, as we say, or rest in peace.
Practice 2
Below you will find definitions of some of the important words in the text. Try to give
the word for each of them. If you cannot remember it, read the text again to find it.
1 a person who murders someone important
2 a large decorative grave with a space inside
3 be unable to breathe air; dying or killing in this way
4 to kill by pressing on the throat with the hands
5 someone put to death for their beliefs
6 poor condition of health resulting from lack of (good) food
7 to burn the body of a dead person at a funeral ceremony
8 an arrangement of flowers such as those given at a funeral
9 a statement of how you want your things to be be shared after your death
10 a piece of music written for a dead person
Write or discuss the answers to these questions.
1 What poems, plays and films have you read and seen which deal with the subject of
death? What was your reaction to them?
2 How would you summarise modern thinking about the way babies should be born?
Do you agree with these theories?
3 What needs to be done to make a wedding ceremony successful?
Write or act out a conversation in which you ask someone how her recent pregnancy
went and how the baby is doing.
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