Other evidence, despite being fragmentary, bears out Hale’s assertions. In the late 1530s, a man called
William Webbe complained that, while he was riding in broad daylight with his mistress near Eltham
Palace, they encountered the King, who took an immediate fancy to the “pretty wench,” pulled her up
on his horse, and rode off to the palace, where he ravished her and kept her for some time. Webbe was
furious, and swore he would have his revenge, but could do little but recount his grievance to all and
sundry.
13
There is a curious story, which must date from after 1536, that while Holbein was painting a portrait of
an unidentified lady that had been privately commissioned by the King, a “nobleman”—perhaps a rival
for her favours—burst into the room. Mindful of the discretion required of him, Holbein, without any
compunction, pushed him out and threw him down the stairs. He then locked up his house, hastened to
the King, fell on his knees, and begged to be pardoned for committing an assault within the verge of the
court. Hot on the artist’s heels came the nobleman to give his version of events. But Henry’s jealousy
got the better of him and he lost his temper, telling the man, “You have not to do with Holbein, but with
me. I tell you, of seven peasants I can make as many lords, but not one Holbein.”
14
Such was Henry’s reputation for lechery that in 1537 it was being said that all it took to please him was
“an apple and a fair wench to dally withal.”
15
The King’s discretion, along with a natural reluctance on
the part of observers to commit what they knew to paper, may account for the paucity of evidence, but
enough survives to suggest a healthy sexual appetite rather than impotence.
On 2 June 1536, Jane Seymour dined in public with the King for the first time, and her servants all took
their oath of allegiance. Later that day, the court moved to Greenwich, where, two days later, at
Whitsuntide, Jane was proclaimed Queen “and went in procession, after the King, with a great train of
ladies following her, and also offered at mass as Queen, dining in her chamber of presence under the
cloth of estate.”
16
Jane’s elevation brought her brother Edward to prominence at court. On the day she was proclaimed
Queen, he was created Viscount Beauchamp of Hache, Somerset, and appointed Governor of Jersey
and Chancellor of North Wales. Now the most important Gentleman of the Privy Chamber, he enjoyed
great influence with his brother-in-law the King and was therefore able to ensure that his allies and
clients were appointed to key posts in the royal household.
Seymour was a haughty, reserved man, somewhat under the thumb of his volatile second wife, Anne
Stanhope, whom he had married in about 1534/5; his sister Jane had been godmother at the baptism of
their eldest son in February 1536. Although cultivated and astute, Seymour was too much of an idealist
to make a great politician, but his ambition and status overrode such a minor consideration, and his
loyalty to the Crown was never in doubt. A humanist, he was sympathetic to the cause of reform, but
“so moderate that all thought him their own.”
17
His greatest talent was as a military commander: even
Norfolk was impressed with him, and his recommendation later led to Seymour’s successful command
of the royal forces in the north of England.
On 7 June, the King and Queen came by barge from Greenwich to Whitehall, attended by great
pageantry. As they passed the Tower, where Anne Boleyn had lain in her grave for less than three
weeks, four hundred guns sounded a salute; “all the Tower walls towards the water-side were set with
streamers and banners.”
18
At Radcliffe Wharf the royal barge halted so that Chapuys could pay his
respects; surrounded by his velvet-clad gentlemen, and wearing purple satin, he stood bowing under a
tent embroidered with the imperial arms, then gave the signal for three small boats laden with
musicians playing trumpets, shawms, and sackbuts to escort the King and Queen to Westminster. After
they had disembarked, Henry and Jane walked in procession to Westminster Abbey and attended high