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you are like me, you don't have any views on this subject at the moment, so you call in your
high-priced economists and bond traders to help.
After you offer them each a cigar from your walk-in humidor, you ask them what they
think about the future volatility of interest rates. Like most experts, they answer a question
with a question: ‘‘What interest rates?” You say, “Short-term notes and long-term bonds.”
They ask, “Over what time period?” Knowing that your next bonus will be based on the
state of the bank one year from today, you say, “Over the next year.” The economist gives a
five-minute discourse on the likely mood swings of Alan Greenspan. You turn to the bond
trader, who gives a five-minute discourse on the likely mood swings of George Soros, the
famous investor who can move markets. He also glances at his watch because while he is up
here in the boardroom shooting the breeze with you, he is not down on the trading floor
making money.
You say to them both, “That's all very interesting, but you are not answering my
question. Let me be very specific. I want you to give me three scenarios each for notes and
for bonds: the expected scenario, where there is a equal chance of rates being above it or
below it; the high-rate scenario, where there is only a 1 percent chance that rates will be
above it; and the low-rate scenario, where there is only a 1 percent chance that rates will be
below it. All numbers are as of one year from today.”
They are both very uncomfortable committing themselves to views expressed in this form.
The economist wants to say “On the other hand. . . .” The trader wants to say, “Just do it.”
So, it takes you a