newspapers discarded by passersby, and from these humble begin-
nings he becomes filthy rich by developing a vast, nationwide recy-
cling conglomerate. Baldy Li’s resulting wealth brings him a host of
problems, including a gaggle of women who file a collective pater-
nity suit against him, but he brings the resulting trial to an uproari-
ous halt when he presents the judge with a decade-old medical
record of his vasectomy. He concludes by offering the court an
emotional apology in which he confesses that, while it is true that
he has slept with countless women, he nevertheless has never had
the opportunity to experience “true love”—a romantic ideal that he
conflates metonymically with an intact hymen. After melodramatic
accounts of Baldy Li’s desire for true love are published in newspa-
pers throughout China, he finds himself swamped by letters from
beautiful virgins offering their love—and it is precisely this out-
pouring of epistolary devotion from virtual (and ostensibly vir-
ginal) strangers that inspires his surreal vision of hymens lined up
like troops.
Obsessed with this vision of a Great Wall of hymens, Baldy Li de-
cides to make his fantasy of true love a reality by hosting what he
describes as China’s first National Hymen Olympic Competition.
Yu Hua originally conceived the idea for this virgin beauty pageant
at a time when “pageant fever” was sweeping the nation. After hav-
ing been banned in China since the founding of the PRC, beauty
pageants returned with a vengeance at the turn of the twenty-first
century. In 2003, for instance, China’s Hainan Island held a na-
tional Miss China pageant as a prelude to hosting the first Miss
World competition in China. Over the next few years, China hosted
a variety of other regional, national, and international beauty con-
tests, including a Tourism Queen International pageant, a Top
Model of the World competition, a “Zhen’ao National Contest of
the Beauty of the Gray-Headed Group” for contestants over fifty-
five, and three out of the next four Miss World competitions. Thus,
during the first years of the new millennium, China’s attempts to
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