14 | Tabloid Heaven
British Euro-skepticism may irritate others, but let's be fair - it has much contributed to the
gaiety of nations. What would the London red tops do without the constant supply of stories -
most of them urban myths - about European standardization of everything from cucumbers to
condoms? Our favorite: the widely reported claim that E.U. safety rules required circus
tightrope walkers and jugglers to wear hard hats.
15 | The Fourth Movement of Beethoven's Ninth
To tell the truth, we 'nd the "Choral" a bit crass, as symphonies go. But at least since
Beethoven's tune was adopted as the E.U.'s anthem in 1985, kids learn at least one bit of
classical music. It would be even nicer if they knew the words of Friedrich von Schiller's Ode to
Joy. Plus: as Iags go, those gold stars on a blue 'eld make a pretty decent one.
16 | Clean Beaches
In 2005, 96% of Europe's coastal beaches were deemed clean enough for swimming, thanks to
the 1976 Bathing Water Directive - toughened up last year - which set binding minimum water-
quality standards. More than 200 pieces of E.U. environmental law, aimed at staunching toxic
fumes, eliminating dangerous pesticides, phasing out cfcs, protecting birds and creating the
European Environment Agency have generally made the place more pleasant.
17 | Safer Food
In 2005 French President Jacques Chirac was recorded unawares by a French journalist joking
with the then German Chancellor and Russian President, "the only thing [Britain has] ever done
for European agriculture is mad cow disease." His point, surely, was that food scares such as
bse had the salutary e0ect of speeding moves to set basic health and labeling standards. The
European Food Safety Authority was established in 2002, and in 2006, food-labeling regulations
were tightened to substantiate nutritional claims like "low-fat" and "lowers cholesterol."
18 | Taking Climate Change Seriously
Al Gore has been the Cassandra of global warming, but the E.U. was the driving force behind
the 1997 Kyoto Protocol. As part of the Kyoto process, the E.U. set up its Emissions Trading
Scheme, a market to trade pollution permits for carbon dioxide emissions. In recent months,
Europe has aimed for even lower emissions standards through initiatives on cars and aircraft
exhaust, and has already set minimum biofuel targets.
19 | A Reason to Go to Brussels
We would not go so far as to say that we love the place, but the Belgian capital deserves more
respect than it gets. The food and beer are great, it's developed a nicely cosmopolitan Iavor
and it's more green than almost any other European capital. It is also the home of Magritte,
Bruegel and Tintin, is a center of Art Nouveau and has enough Gothic architecture to do you for
a lifetime.
20 | Eastward Look, the Land is Bright
There were times when it seemed bogged down in bureaucratic technicalities, but the decision
after the fall of the Berlin Wall to o0er membership to the former communist nations of Eastern
Europe was a courageous and generous act of leadership. There are now 11 former Soviet
republics and East bloc states in the E.U., and the boundaries of democracy and free markets
have been decisively moved East.
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